Should the doctors give up their song "Elke"?

Statistical psychology provides us with crystal-clear evidence: the more lonely, unsteady and in need of comfort the male is, the more deeply he dreams of large, warm, rosy breasts between which he wants to bury himself up to his ears. It's wonderfully beautiful, the doctors are right about the lyrics to their song "Elke", and it's the same with the maternal security between two plump, velvety thighs.

My name is Elke, but objectively speaking it's crystal clear that the song, which is about a "fat" Elke, can't actually be aimed at me. This gives the necessary serenity for the balanced judgment that the doctors' enthusiasm for the plump, lush and warm comes from a deep and overflowing heart and that practically the entire malicious rest of the song is wasted on finding it embarrassing in front of oneself. As Elke, I think everyone is the architect of their own fortune. So if the doctors just want to dream of everything that moves them, then please keep singing!

The author has a favorite song: "Men are pigs". It's wrong again, but still nice.

You can still play that, right? Yes, you can. But you don't have to. Not even in the culture war, which the doctors consider an ideological skirmish with which they want nothing to do. "Elke" is not on the index as a song, like the doctor's song "Geschwisterliebe", which the federal testing agency bans for minors.

No German band discriminates more diverse than the doctors: fat women and angry gay citizens, men and pigs, sodomists and fascists, Swabians in Berlin, transgender Nazis and the disabled. Some things are still performed in concerts, for fun, and others, out of consideration, not.

The fact that, as announced a few days ago, they no longer want to play a piece like "Elke" because they no longer like it, is the opposite of self-censorship: the refusal to sing a misogynistic song just because it's allowed and because of that is desired expresses the liberal spirit that has always been sacred to physicians. The artistic freedom.

The author still likes to hear classics like "Claudia", "Helmut K." and "Lullaby" from the doctors, which were censored at times.