"Daniel Suhonens tale about vänstertomten, finanszombien and the dwarves in the Monismanien"
"Aftonbladet's leader board is the independent social democrat."
"Now I'll tell a tale for you. It is about a vänstertomte who lived in the big woods and wrote ledarkrönikor and other things that people wanted to read. The country he lived in was called Monismanien, for anything, it would be called."
"Vänstertomten loved his country, its great winding forests, its beautiful rushing rivers, its in the mexitegel modernised shopping and leisure complexes and their jämlikhetsideal. But most of all he loved the people there, because they were so geeky and, perhaps, the most industrious people in the whole world."
"But despite the fact that they were so industrious, so it was all the time crisis. In the papers that the vänstertomten got home to his little hut on the mornings he could read about the crisis in school, the kids don't got the skills they needed to become a human, and he read on to the trains so often stood still to the people in spite of their klimatångest often felt compelled to take flight to meetings and holidays. "
"In the country where the people worked like nobody else could suddenly not pay pensions to people, and many people who have added 40 or 50 years, that the tear in the heaviest jobs was barely enough for rent and food."
"The Super-Stupid trolls"
"That was bad, thought vänstertomten still in his chamber, and he also wrote about this in their small chronicles and opinion articles. But the problem was that there was money in the big budgetkistan guarded by the determined bergsrået Andersson."
"Vänstertomten still had rejoiced when at the end of the first month of the year has become so bergsrået been able to hold on budgetkistan because she bribed and trugat on the three little dwarfs, who also was called the petty bourgeois, which was a kind of flies that were so small that some actually claimed that they no longer existed. Now would the shortcomings in the society be remedied, said bergsrået Andersson and it even said the three little dwarfs. You should stand on the right side of history, and scare away the malevolent Super-Stupid trolls."
"One day, decided vänstertomten to make it almost no one did. He decided to read what was in the big Budgetboken. How could the lack of money all the time? He was prepared for the worst. For the crisis was so deep that it must have taken lot of money, he thought. So he sat and read and though it was boring and difficult to understand, he read on, he wanted to see the truth."
"When he has been in several days and read he came to end up with ”Table 9.18, the national Debt change,” and he couldn't believe his red eyes. For there stood it straight out that the national debt was tiny and would fall well below 20 percent of GDP by the year 2021. "
"He rubbed his eyes."
"that mountain of debt was in fact a small heap of dust. Every year paid off on the debt in a furious pace. He turned on his abacus and la together the figures for the years 2019-2022 and found that, according to the bergsrået His own sifferexercis, the state would be able to pay of 443 billion on the national debt in just four years. It was just perverted a lot of money."
"But then there is the money to help the industrious people, he thought cheerfully."
"So he called up the councillor Andersson and asked if he could get to help put the bunny on the money, for during his years as a columnist, he had received plenty of läsarbrev and met lots of people who told me what they needed. There was a great need out there."
"Bergsrået Andersson answered yourself in your phone, for in his spariver she had rationalized away their own secretary. Now she told me that vänstertomten actually counted correctly, but wondered a bit hard how he found those numbers, for they were written in a really weird language, and hidden deep in the book that was so boring written that it was intended that those who read it would fall asleep."
"But the figures tallied. ”Yes, but what good for, then we need to start burdens on the people in the Monismanien who worked the most in the world,” said Vänstertomten. ”I have a long list of things that should be done now,” he said cheerfully. But scarcely had he said "
"”there Will be nothing that will help people,” said vänstertomten."
"”Well you are really rich and like to have servants who will carry out your garbage, or like to fool people with silly little prank or want to rent out super expensive cottages to people who lack housing, so you will be really happy,” said bergsrået."
"Help out in the silviculture"
"But it didn't want to vänstertomten, so he was really sorry."
"And when he dreamed that night, he received a terrible notice. "
"He dreamed that bergsrået Andersson stabbed with a large bladed on the trygghetsrot that the whole Monismanien really depended on. When she cut it sjuttiotredje the ball, she had cut the root, but in the same moment became bergsrået freed from the enchantment which since the 1990s has turned her into a budgetzombie."
"But just then came the malevolent Super-Stupid trolls, and put the bunny on all the money and put for the sake of safety, both bergsrået, the three little dwarves and vänstertomten on a train to Norrskogen, where they would help in forest management."
"Bergsrået Andersson was inconsolable, for she realized that her unimaginative accident has put himself on the wrong side of history. The sad thing was that it was actually completely unnecessary, for the money had plenty of. "
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