"Markus Larsson dumps semi-final 1 at the Eurovision song contest in Tel Aviv"
"TEL AVIV. But Iceland would be the first semifinal to be smoked, the death and the deceased again.nHatari is the best thing that has happened to the competition in several years."
"Best” is always relative in the Eurovision song contest."
"Compared to what? A singing white plastic cup with blonde bangs from Belgium?"
"But if it has shown anything that even resembles Hataris contribution ”Hatrið mouth sigra” since 2006, at least I happened to miss it."
"”Hatrið mouth sigra” will divide audiences into two camps and nail up barbed wire between them."
"Some will love it. Others will, with the weakened wrinkles in the forehead, to question the public service and wonder:"
"Is it even music? Answer: who cares?"
"In the ”Hatrið mouth sigra” wrap Hatari glorious sights and british popbomull around a German steel beam. It sounds like the singer in the industrimetalbandet Rammstein, the alpha male To Lindemann, stands, and screams of hatred will prevail right into a sliced dunkudde."
"Add to that the fact scenshowen has been decorated by leather, studs and BDSM."
"What is there not to like with the icelandic contribution?"
"To the Band at one time was considered controversial in the competition appear immediately as ridiculous. They were as dangerous as Lasse Holm in a gummimask from a postorderfirma in Borås."
"The young men in Hatari has at least a small chance to be a little provocative. They want according to their own press releases, let's see now, be a vänsterpolitiskt , anti-capitalist and critical alternative to our system of heteronormative blaskvärld."
"There is for example no doubt about where the group stands in the complex conflict between Israel and Palestine (not Israel)."
"They have challenged Israel's newly elected prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu on icelandic kalsongbrottning, you could also google it, and visited Hebron in the west bank. It was later found it is usually so sweet and Eurovision boss Jon-Ola Sand to beat his fist on the table with steaming crimson ears:
"Now is the measure heaped. The bottom is reached. If Hatari make more political moves, they will be done."
"Ok, but just politics and Eurovision is not always crystal clear. If Hatari possibly be disqualified, why did you such as the Ukraine compete with the ärkepolitiska contributions ”Dancing lasha tumbai” and ”1944”?"
"don't Forget what context we're talking about here. Hatari is about as harmless as the Dalton or the Teletubbies or some other old animated machines."
"But in this semi-final, where it is barely possible to find ten worthy finalists, is found a solitary peak."
"what is competition? An australian contribution of postnatal depression, in which the participants play weightless on the long beat?"
"And what the hell keeps Finland?"
"It is the biggest mystery. "