Here is the Nytårstorsk: Came home, Jensen News

'I am pleased with the honor. It is such a shame not to be in Denmark and receive the cod, when you can finally get something useful out of the Extra Blade.'

How is the finance minister Kristian Jensen (V) jubilant reaction to the announcement that he of the readers has been named to this Year's Nytårstorsk 2018.

But if he regret that he is not at home to take against the big fish, so he could have gone to be with to travel away, not? How hard can it be?

Jensen is nytårstorsk number 42, and he is also a second reason historically. Shall never earlier has a cod been named because of a bet that is a dozen years back.

Jensen founded which has grown at the disassembly of the TAX, which is the reason why the Danish treasury in the day is a smoking ruinhob.

The efforts overshadowed among readers both Thomas Castle money laundering in Danske Bank and the Danish prime minister, Lars Loop dance with kvotekonger with more. the
Drawing: Morten Ingemann
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I had wearing me my smoking, butterfly and balsko.

A cod at 5.3 kg - $ 900 - and two bottles of brandy I had bought, and I had been framed Morten Ingemann fine drawing, so I was ready for the solemn prize-giving ceremony.

First I called Jensen's spin doctor, Christopher Arzrouni, and he was understandably happy:

- No, that is very nice. It was a really good news.

- Yes, isn't it? Where and when shall I come with cod?
- No, he is in Norway.

- In Norway?! Last year was Anders Samuelsen up there, when he should receive the cod, and now Kristian Jensen.
- Yeah, but Norway is a nice country.

It is Denmark. I could not come up with the cod, but the agreement was that Jensen should instead call.

he did just do not. Cod and I sat for several hours and waited in vain by the phone.

eventually, there came instead a mail with comments on the election.

I rang again to spin doctor Arzrouni:

- We had an agreement that Kristian Jensen would call.
- Yes, that I figured that he would. It is a little difficult. He is in Trysil, and even I am in Sweden.

What is it with the people? What is there in the way with the new year in the fatherland?

Jensen announces in the email that he does not think he deserves to get the cod alone are:

'I mean that I share the honor with my eight followers that has grown, since they all have a big share of the credit and the responsibility for the fish.'

But it could be pretty. We should give a cod to them all, it would threaten the cod stock, and in addition, all of the former and the present has grown well bortrejste, so it could take months to get the fish delivered.

Kristian Jensen is the first in Denmark 7. January, and that means that he also fails H. M. the Queen's nytårstaffel. Both the majesty and the cod shall look in vain for the man.

When Jensen returned, we find an opportunity to present to him the visible evidence of the great glory.

However, we will buy a new cod. It, like Jensen has failed, will come to Fedtekælderen in Christianshavn, where it will delight the homeless.

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Torsketal

Now the Danish prime minister, Lars Løkke Rasmussen (V) enough sour again. Last year he was offended that he was not nominated for Ekstra Nytårstorsk.

After a behjertet bet he was so again this year. For not less than the ninth time. But he took the chance. Not only was he beaten by Danske Bank's former hvidvaskeriejer Thomas Castle, but also - and this is probably worse - by the finance minister Kristian Jensen (V).

Jensen is the meant to be the Loop's successor as leader of the Left, and now he is him already in the flower beds, when it's about cod.

the Loop should probably start to look over his shoulder.

Jensen's victory is roughly one-fifth of the votes entitled sovereign, and one might have a feeling that he has more cod in.

7082 have voted. Thank you for that and thank you for the many kind words Morten Ingemann and I, the undersigned, came with the votes.

Here are the figures

1358

1146

1032

973

665

661

388

352

268

239

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Uffe Ellemann-Jensen: A great glory

the Former Left leader and former foreign minister Uffe Ellemann-Jensen has the record as the winner of the Extra Magazine Nytårstorsk. No fewer than five times he has scored the big fish, and he asks, hopeful, as I catch him on the phone:

- I've got it again?

- No, it ... No, it has Kristian Jensen.
- Yes, so I'd like to wish him congratulations. It is a great honour.

- you Mean, he is a worthy successor to you?
- Well, yes, it's a good start, but there is a lot to live up to. I hope that he makes himself clear.

- When I look at the list of Ekstra Nytårstorsk through the years, I can't avoid noting that the Left fills very much. Do you have an explanation for it?
- We love cod!

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member of parliament Inge Krogh

member of parliament René Brusvang

Sømandsformand Preben Møller Hansen

Partistifter Erhard Jakobsen

the Aalborg mayor Marius Andersen

Minister of foreign affairs Uffe Ellemann-Jensen

Transport minister Arne Melchior

Interior minister Britta Schall Holberg

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DBU-chairman Carl Nielsen

member of the Danish parliament Mogens Camre