"What call norskorna Sunday 13 January 2019?"
"During the eleven years that längdreporter have a couple of Norwegian words stuck. Tryna is falling, sjalu is jealous and knust are defeated or crushed. The words have involuntarily reached me after yet another Calletabbe, even a Björgenryck, even a loud declaration that we elsker president of the country."
"I have been immensely sjalu. Therefore, permit me to smack contentedly to the scenes in Sunday's sprintstafett. On new showed Maja Dahlqvist its characteristics, it as marknadsföringsspråk called usp, at full speed on the short finish."
"Yes, well, sprintstafetter is crap"
"most of The remains in the fartställning and benskejtar towards goal, but the 24-year-old rises early and uses the rods. On skidspråk called it frightening and not femmans gear."
"last Saturday, she was still beaten by Stina Nilsson. Today, collaborating her with Stina and was the unchallenged number one in goal. Behind it, as to manifest the Swedish sprintdamernas fluency, com Jonna Sundling out at the same time as Maiken Caspersen Fall but was judged to have been before."
"A win in the collection, a won Norgeduell to the inside of the vest. A hunch about which of the four racers that are the closest to be withdrawn in the Swedish world CUP-sprintlaget."
"It happened at the world worst distance, objects anyone. In Seefeld running sprintstafett in the classic, out any other. "
"Sprintstafetten is crap, five leg anticipation of the ruling, eleven if you count semin, but as long as it remains it is as good to be proficient at it. "
"doesn't Look like the others"
"But what keeps Norway? It is a mystery. Fall must have wept after sortin in semin on Saturday and saw the overcast out after today's third place. The Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet devotes a long article to unravel what has gone wrong with a team that won sprintcupen four winters in a row but now only have one rider in the top ten."
"now, there is a greater chance for triply Swedish than Norwegian sprintmedalj in the world CUP in Seefeld. It is unusual for Norwegian damlängdåkning which has influenced and at times dominated the sprint since the start 1996u002F97” notes the reporter and quote the orolige landslagschefen Vidar Löfshus."
"– We discuss this a lot internally and look to [the winter OLYMPICS] Beijing 2022 in order to secure the prank, we pick medals in damsprinten."
"Norwegian depressions does not look like the other nations. On the men's side won the Skaru002FValnes sprintstafetten before Golbergu002FBrandsdal. In the tour climbed Kläbo and Östberg home a victory that will allow the tops of the respective world cup."
"We know that you are the best really. But still. Let us call it a crisis."
"Bother you, if you want to, norwegians"
"of course, We are a vinternation which pretend to ski jumping and nordic combined does not exist, the skate is barely either, so I see no reason for exception here. My brain held a glittering kvinnofest where the world's best sprint skier flossar. They wear all white suits. It is tjugondag Knutkalas, christmas will soon be out, everyday life will return, but first we'll celebrate like fools."
"We understand that you barely care you, norwegians. But for us this is a moment of redress, a hope for a strong world championships, a small kompensationsplåster on all the wounds you inflicted on us."
"Care, by the way, Norway on tjugondag Knut? I ask my Norwegian colleague Ole Kristian to find out whether day attention there."
"– It's called the same thing in Norway. Knut was a Danish prince. But I'm probably the only one who knows it."