Alien: the Second before the badringen turn over, I feel really tough

This time I see light in the tunnel. So, it has not always been. Once I went in a completely pitch-black water slide. So close to the klaustrofobipanik I have never been. But this time it is light, the closest tivolibelysning. I glide on a swimming ring. It goes fast, water sprays, I feel in the body what a cool and tough the mother I am.

It goes even faster, in a turn hit badringen over, I fall out and hit in the toe. I feel no longer really tough.

birthday are lots of variations of slides: short and steep, long and flat (where you are forced to take steps to find out), such pipes and several pieces where you sit in the inflatable badringar. I go all with the justification that I need to test so that they're not too scary for my daughter.

I come to the conclusion that most are too creepy. Yes, is very dangerous, because I got so high speed that badringen knocked over, I fell off and broke the toe.

the Daughter do not care, but go all – lot of times. Since I live in the illusion that I am the one in the family who is modigast when it comes to slides, it is just to hang on. The evil toe I am not pretending to if.

(and such there are plenty of on Name & New) will perhaps remember that in a previous kåseri complained that my heel spur was so oglamorös.

Therefore, it is not without a certain satisfaction that I note that I may have hurt the index toe on the right. It feels like a comfortable harm – doing a little painful (but not as bad as hälsporren), looks dramatically out (swollen and yellow-blue but no blood) and the hare the perfect storytelling element.

I have a broken toe! A real injury!

It actually looks so dramatically out that I realize that maybe I should let a doctor look at the toe. So I'm sitting in a waiting room. Then I sit in another waiting room. Then I'll meet the doctor who looks a little road out when I say that I hit the toe of a slide. Then I'll sit in the waiting room at the x-rays. Then I get to sit in a waiting room where you can check on Mello. Then I get to sit in a new waiting room for a while before the doctor comes and says that redeeming the word ”skelettskada”. I have a broken toe! A real injury!

and Then he says that it makes a man nothing to – I do not even get a patch – but that I should be ”sturdy shoes”. Then I go home. So incredibly oglamoröst.

Read more texts by Elin ”Alien” Peters, for example, if an unexpected sibling from her childhood.