The best schnitzel benches for the Start of the Basler Fasnacht

a 60-schnitzel Bank groups and a few "Wild" sing to the Basler Fasnacht 2019 on Monday and Wednesday evenings their verses. If a Pointe stands out, also depends on the presentation. Out of the hundreds of verses in here is a small selection, read smile.

stir the Basler police has caught with the procurement of state of the art Tesla-electric-police-cars. This is also a "long leash" to the Tesla is said to have Headquarters in America - whether true or not, the Tesla's are one of the most popular schnitzel Bank subjects this year:

D Basler police undulates technically füüre
Si Tesla buy the with de Flügeltüüre
In length alley you glaubsch uum
klättere Tschugger uus em Kofferruum
(Blagèèri)

The new TESLA - the happy d Bandite thieving
sense intelligänter, as our Beautiful sweet table
sytthäär table d police nit idle
me would be in dr Betriebsaalaityg uff Sytte screens
(Fäärimaa)

Y bi as d Baasler Bolizei ecologically full derbyy.
Y ha dehäi e Hüüsli with Tesla technology.
If y paragraph chunnt e SMS: - Naturally draa, miir loose with.
en Spüüele schrybt America: Thank you for your Shit!
(Heiri)

... mi Diesel, Grüüsel gsi, but meischtens het mr threatens
I am andre Daag nümm gwüsst ha, where mi Auti schtoht
Drum han i now e Tesla, do table d and More nümm dramatically
Bim Tesla laufsch em cable noo, no find automatically
(dr Hampe vo Kleihünige)


the digitisation, closely related topic that is on many People:

Ych mäld dr Mrs uff Facebook, ych si praise-loving and due se uff Instgram.
Ych tweet, si sig the Gröscht and lad se yy via WhatsApp, morn zoobe.
Ych tuenere scheen with E-Mail, schryyb SMS, vo concern is where ych ka take wear,
to ych mergg: you hoggt jo nääbedraa, ych have EUA diräggt say know.

Ych read at the Morge E-Paper, lueg uff d'E-Watch, and ride by E-Bike to the job
check deert E-Mail, give E-Voting fir E-Learning, it's really top.
-go Back to schloofe coming back to this initial ych E-Banking, smoke, e-Zigi, but s'lives, the Mayhem
nääbedraa e Y-B Fan, dä idiot plays E-guitar, ych ha nit
yy-know.
(D'Schnapsbagge)


Speaking of Banking: As there was last year an involuntary resignation. Voluntary resignations reported, meanwhile, the Federal Council, and in Basel, Markus Somm, adopted from the "Basler Zeitung" (BaZ):

Dr President vo dr Graiffeisenkasse table nümme doo
äär hett e so Eisenraiff to d Handglängg bikoo
now bsuecht äär e Wytterbildyg - au the muess syy
döört the glai Differänz zwüsche myy and dyy
(Fäärimaa) teaches äär

D Doris Leuthardt hett bim Ruggtritt gmaint
laughing eye and a crying
dr Schneider-Ammann git, do glööst
an eye sleeps, the other is dozing
(Dipflischysser)

Si, e Neurologist, Hirndoggter and kei Ydiott
and dorum au drey Mool mee ACE e Federal root
the mean - ass me bim organ trafficking zer hour
fir 3 Bundesrootshirni - 1 Doggter bikunnt
(Doggter FMH) är

Dr Markus Somm table nümm bi dr BAZ
reason and Argumänt hänn back seat
if d is BAZ from the Somm nüt meh MUEs drugge
wärde vyyly Elefante back to Mugge
(Fäärimaa)


And speaking of "Y-B-Fan": The Basel soccer, the mind suffers, and sublimated it, sometimes in poetry. And to the rhyme of the occasion, the Nati in Russia:

E-Brexit-Värs with Zircher Pointe wänn me schryybe
But the could be useful in drfüür, me lööns lo blyybe
Better wäri Basel was itself vo dr Schwyz drenne
Because you can dr FCB back corn haters call
(The Haiggle)

Letscht Friehlig - y ha gmaint, ych spinning
Hogge in the train fascht only Kardinääl and priest dinn
verzellt The hänn, si kääme vo nooch and färn
And pilgrimage with Glaubensgnosse to uff bear
It to syg stop scho e bitzeli d'Luscht where se alli wuurd styyre
If e huffe "Young Boys" e grossi Party fyyre
(poison spritzi)

dr Xhaka with lockout Zaiche ibers Spiilfäld schryttet Where
- gheisse, the gar nit e double eagle bedyttet
he hett only em Mannchafts cooking e Zaiche done
är welli only zwai Mischtgratzerli zem dinner.
(Bäffzgi)


Also, two - horns - once had Swiss cows. In the scavenger Bank verses the Hornkuh Initiative survived well, and it also employs the Basel Bauer occurring Heiri:

The Hoornchue Initiative het mi dief in the Häärz moved.
Y bezwyyfle that me tscheggt in dr city to the Draama correctly.
The au Abstimmig Japanese sexist, discriminatory, table sy.
Alli reede vo deene Chieh. To my Muuni Kay Sau dänkt!
(Heiri)

walking Where dr bull dääre Kueh esoo nooche stares
where hornloos to him verbyy
dänggt äär, the Gläägehait - it scho no vetraggt
hätty friehner no de horns paggt
(Fäärimaa)


Also for the human species is to live together, sometimes not without problems:

... dr erschti man, dr Adam, jo, dä'd as erschte Maa
For that it is of paradisical blibt, no yarn e buddy gha
But dr Dear God het druffab em Adam schüüch verrote
Sorry, ha dr s Evi done, wäg dr quota for Women

... e Muslim e pious Jud, e Hindu and two Chris killed
E Atheischt and nomol a and because no two Buddischte
The hogge zämme, laugh mitenand on gliiche table
The goht in the case of, Hey, if there is no drvo e ass hole Japanese
(dr Hampe vo Kleihünige)


And finally, a brief look in the big world politics:

Me top-of-the unseri Oore bym dinner at the Wältkongräss.
Dr Salman zaigt em Erdogan dr dealing with dr Bräss.
Dr Putin and dr Xi Jinping erglääre freii irrigation channels.
Dr Trump sait, like me, women Schwyygegäld duet zaale.
Do throws d Merkel in Boschtuur and sait, quite unverhoole,
you haigi because as glaine Gnopf dehaim e Sugus gstoole.
(Rätschbääse)
(mom/sda)

Created: 11.03.2019, 22:01 Uhr