There is no such thing as a winner

Perhaps there is no character that fits America better than the con man who creates a new life story and uses it to con people. Hermann Melville wrote his last novel about this type: The Confidence Man.

A steamer is sailing down the Mississippi River, with a motley crowd of passengers on board. On April 1st, a shady guy boards the ship, a liar and airhead — maybe a Lucifer — trying to sneak into everyone's trust.

Now New Yorkers have sent such a "confidence man" to the House of Representatives. His name is George Santos, and originally his story went something like this:

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