At that time the opponent was not a megalomaniac Russian, but a small virus. The morbidly pacifist population of Germany first had to realize that the bazooka is not a Greek stringed instrument, but a recoilless anti-tank weapon.
But since the aim was to fight off a pandemic, the weapon wasn't entirely wrong, although a rimfire rifle would have been more appropriate. But what will Bazooka-Olaf use next? The bang isn't actually a weapon, but rather the noise it makes. A triple boom would certainly make an impressive noise, but probably nothing more.
Scholz cannot take the Kalashnikov, but an atomic bomb would be considered excessive. And because of the impending shutdown of the indoor pools, the ass bomb is unfortunately also out of the question.