King Charles appoints himself Prime Minister

Britain's new regent has lost patience again! With the words "I can't bear this bloody mess any longer!" A visibly displeased Charles III declared. to the press outside No. Downing Street today. 10 that he has just appointed himself Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

For the third time in just a few weeks, he impressively placed his short royal fuse – which had already been observed when an official who had not cleared the table quickly enough when making his proclamation, and when a staff member sweared publicly about a leaking fountain pen Proof.

With his surprising action, the king reacted to the renewed chaos that broke out after the resignation of the previous Prime Minister Liz Truss after just 45 days at the head of the British government.

"I really can't understand why my mother has watched this outrageous nonsense for all these years without doing anything," the king said, referring to the Brexit turmoil, the questionable moves and scandals of Truss' predecessor Boris Johnson and the UK's unacceptable contributions to the Eurovision Song Contest.

"After all, it must be good for something that I am king," said Charles, who appeared in Downing Street accompanied by the British forces under his command, citing the lack of a written constitution in Great Britain when he was appointed prime minister. "Waiting for the Tories to decide on a new prime minister who throws in the towel again after ten days - I really don't want that, bloody hell!"

However, the royal prime minister announced that he would show mercy to the previous government staff. Truss, whose lavish prime minister's pension has sparked heated debate, is employed as a salad attendant in the royal gardens. And Boris Johnson didn't break off his Caribbean vacation for nothing either, Charles promised: "I urgently need a new court jester!"

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