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While the corona vaccination campaign is still being hotly debated in Germany, good news is finally coming from the USA in terms of vaccines.
Apparently, a drug manufacturer from Lynchburg, Tennessee, has managed to develop a highly effective vaccine that makes people largely immune to holiday hysteria.
The research team led by Dr. Jack Daniel the high reliability of the vaccine serum, which is administered orally. For harder cases, the substance can also be taken in bottle form, according to Lynchburg, where numerous volunteers have been happy to be tested in recent months.
The good news is: Jack Daniel's is just one of countless biotechnology companies worldwide that can report great success in the fight against the Christmas plague. Jim Beam, Johnnie Walker, Jägermeister and Goldkrone, among others, proudly announced that their reliable vaccines against annoying family members, unoriginal gifts and far too fatty food have already received approval in Europe and are available in sufficiently large rations in German supermarkets.
However, before too much euphoria breaks out: These vaccines are of course not without problems, even if opponents fight them far less hard than the means against the corona pandemic. Side effects such as severe headaches, nausea or serious changes in taste in relation to music or sexual partners have been observed.
Therefore, it is advised to take the vaccine in combination with knockout drops. "It's best to take this vaccination cocktail with your family before you leave for the Christmas party," advocate virologists, "then you don't even start driving and don't infect anyone. Cheers!"
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