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Bio-firecrackers, beer baths and Aqua buses

1. April is exercised in the reading of the Newspapers known to be caution. Everywhere jokes, some of which are camouflaged to be unrecognizable lurking. So, days of the reported indicators.ch today that the city government does not want to put to the Burning of the Böögg at the six bells in the future instead of the wood fire on a natural gas flame, so as not to exceed the respirable dust limit values. The art of snow man himself you'll have to plug only with Bio-firecrackers, the environment hounding him for saving the head.

The reader will not send readers were, however, slightly in April. On the contrary, An led in his commentary to the article, the Thesis that the six ring of fire is contrary to the clean air regulation, even to the point of absurdity. The regulation applies only to "emission critical days" from November to February and on the first of April – if this is the case on a Sunday. Much of the critical open fire on the turnip lantern-were already parades and Christmas trees. Another reader takes the fuss about the fine dust on the grain, and announces the end of the day of the work – because of "much, a lot of dust" will stirred up.

Initiative for the wood fire

however, There were also those that outraged about the supposed switch to natural gas combustion at the Zurich tradition of the occasion. So a reader asked the Zünfter to immediately set up a cantonal Initiative to lift quiet, so that the Böögg could be burned in the coming year over a wood fire.

Two couples and a group of students have given the article even so the level of trust that you went on Monday morning between 11 and 12 o'clock at Albisgüetli to get one of the 6000 Holzbürdeli, the Green city of Zurich there is supposedly free would make, because it is not allowed to tax them more.

massacre of the Ü-dots

The "Tages-Anzeiger" is not the only newspaper to 1. April joked. The "country messenger" revealed that the FC Winterthur will, in the future, margins with FC Barcelona. The Spanish football club wants to make the Winterthur protect meadow Super-League-ready, and in the adjacent Sulzer-Hochhaus, a Barcelona-Fan-to set up Hotel, announced the newspaper today.

In the NZZ, in turn, was read by the threat of a "Umlaut-massacre". The city of Zurich intends to use the Ü-dots and more in the name of "Zurich". They hoped for a strengthening of the international brand. Therefore, on all official documents, publications and signs in the future, only "Zurich".

beer idea, and commuter boat

A novelty, the Verkehrsbetriebe Glattal launched on 1. April: the "Aquabus", is a commuter ship for the 550-Meter-long smooth Park lake. The commuters slowing down inside and commuters in the stresses of everyday life something that will stop the boat in the middle of the lake for three minutes.

Not to take beer seriously, even the announcement of a new offer in the Zurich thermal baths & Spa. The management announced today that it wants to remodel the well-known Bath to the beer tub. The Hürlimann beer AG will supply the Spa with monthly around 4000 litres of beer. In addition, the beer-water-mixture in the ratio 2:3, extra hops, malt and a little yeast is added. Well then: cheers! (Tages-Anzeiger)

Created: 01.04.2019, 16:51 PM

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