"the recipe for success to keep the program fresh."
"Ask him to swim, piece, cobble, paddle, balance a potato on a spoon, or give birth to five children and cut their umbilical cords."
"Yes, you saw themselves."
"Anders Södergren had been the best at it, too."
"Anders Södergren was never one of our greatest skiers. He was great, but no Cold or Gunde. He mastered not masstarterna, led in the wrong batches of races, fell through the field at the end. "
"After ten weeks with the ”Masters' masters”, it is difficult to comprehend how someone could outdo Söderhamnssonen in the tracks. It must have been cheating. For what we seen this spring outshone stenmark's, Magda Forsberg and Per Elofssons efforts in the program. "
"His back was straighter, his brain is trickier, and his paddle strokes more efficient than the competitors'. And enough of that Carolina Klüft led the first bollkastning, but when the final ball rattled down into the trätratten everything was as it should be. "
"Everyone said that Anders would win. Then, he won. "
"For the SVT, the season developed into a slitseger. Two million viewers must have gäspat through the såsiga the beginning and middle, I assume that the most skipped hafsverket ”Mästarkvalet”, but in the end they were rewarded."
"Episode nine was four-plus."
"Episode ten was four-plus."
"Mästarduellen was five plus."
"In the settlement between Klüft and Sodergren was barely a single word in ten minutes. It is attention-grabbing bravely in these pratsjuka times, where each tv-produced second must be filled by the votes of the master chefs and husgissare as simultankommenterar what we see them perform, ouch OUCH NOW do I BURN the SAUCE!, IT IS PROBABLY THE FULL OF LIFE THE AUDITOR!, as if everything was syntolkat. "
"When the two gravelly and sweaty struggling crawl under the obstacles are all we hear the strings, frustningar and clenched profanity from Klüft."
"And so the rustle. A ball in of Anders, three straight for the Carro, world up and down for a moment, the sky falls and the earth's crust vibrates, but then that puts Anders four in a row. Lifting the trophy. Be washed clean of the Greek prosecco."
"the Key to the ”Masters' masters” continued to keep itself fresh is not the roster, which is only depleted and impoverished, but production will to change. Nostalgia mixed with new thinking, and constants with experiments, all with such subtlety that it is barely noticeable. Do you remember that nattduellanterna very recently, could choose to shoot the crossbow? Do you remember the last finals have ended with the closest otändbara targets to catch on fire with burning arrows and torches? It is gone, changed, improved. Left behind is a brilliant Micke Leijnegard, some Sisyfosbollar and an electric fence."
"Shall we finish with a few words about my season?"
"So kindly that you ask. I have lined up a couple of questionable chronicles this spring. My future is as uncertain as the circle, but may I tip the there will be a new season of ”Masters ' masters” next year. Then have Anders Södergren petat me and writes columns for the newspaper Aftonbladet."