Augustin: How I got the price that Munich's main asshole

The best day in 2018, was undoubtedly the hot sommareftermiddagen when I got the prize in Munich. It was an exclusive and unique prize, " explained the wizard in the blue jacket and sneakers.

I, my wife and two friends would take part in a guided bike tour through the city. The problems started at the cykelutdelningen.

" Where is the helmet? I said.

– You do not need a helmet, " said the wizard.

I dislike when others try to foist on me their livslögner.

"I decide for myself if I need a helmet," I said.

– There is a study that says that people with the helmet hurt more often, " he said. It is made in Sweden.

" I'm from Sweden, I said. And I have read the survey and it says, not what you think it says.

participants in the bike tour, all hjälmlösa, took turns to lour at me or look away. Taktikbyte was required.

"My friend," I said with a gentle smile. If I fall with the bike and my brain flows out like a soft-boiled egg between the German cobblestones, then can I assume that it is tourföretagets insurance company pay?

the Helmet was perfect. When the guide asked if anyone could think of to go last and make sure that no one was left behind, I felt that I needed to patch up my relationship with the other tourists, including my wife, so I raised my hand. This despite the fact that I in that moment realized that I had paid for to get work as a guide helper.

the latecomer, and was, according to the guide, perhaps the best last-cyclist ever. When he for the third time, at the beer cellar where Hitler tried to do coup, asked everyone to applaud for the efficiency and discipline of the last cyclist (I) showed, it felt not as good as the first time.

" You spoke not, I said to my wife.

– It seems to come more times, she said short.

At the end, we left our bikes and my helmet. The wizard answered:

" The great Augustin, he began. (Yes, he had learned my name by now).

Is it possible that someone like me related rolled her eyes? Not impossible.

the Guide continued:

" Now Augustin get a price that shows how well he has taken care of the back end of the line of cyclists.

I received a blue frisbee with a picture of a bike. The English text on the plastic solder: the Ass man.

this time was greeted with applause it healthy.