Amanda Lindholm: I do not have the teacher in a week, it just looks so

– I do not have the teacher in a week, it's just the way it looks.

Of the interviewee's hesitant laughter that the judge had she not thought of this as an option before I said it. I do my best to fire a consolatory smile, but is forced to stop halfway. The cheeks tightens, the eyes do not want to widen a millimetre to over the swollen eyelids.

completely enveloped by the pollen came as a shock. In this year also. So here is what usually happens: In april, the alarms of which exceptionally pollenår it should be. I read the reports and chuckles inwardly. Feel so clearly how my inner strength has made me fully vested.

Then comes may. the Häggens and förnekelsens time. I wake up one morning with an enormous desire to lay by me the whole face (which I suspect to someone during the night, rubbed with sandpaper) and sleep eight hours. My partner suggests gently that perhaps it is pollen and I get sweaty and offended by the idea of the tiny grains can put the whole of my being out of the game.

and a half a day where both pollenmängden and my face gradually increases in size. First, when my cognitive ability is halved, and my mom has difficult to recognize me on the pictures I start to medicate.

When the subject of understand that pollen is the problem, she suggests that we are going to move us from the big bird-cherry we are under. I take it as a direct insult and sniffles me on. Feel the inner pollenmotståndet grow together with the knowledge that next year will be totally different.

Amanda Lindholm is a reporter at the DN Stockholm and will add their voice in the party that runs Eksit-the question of (Ek as in the tree that produce the pollen) in the EU elections. Also read her columns about to assume the role of hälstrumpans the patron and the challenges to seek confirmation in an app.